1.Angelina Jolie
Actress, Changeling
Angelina Jolie is an Oscar-winning actress who has become popular by taking on the title role in the "Lara Croft" series of blockbuster movies. Off-screen, Jolie has become prominently involved in international charity projects, especially those involving refugees. She often appears on many "most beautiful women" lists...This popular chick made my number one because she's one of the ugliest chicks I've ever seen that's praised like a goddess. I'm amazed that people could even consider calling her pretty when she looks like Skeletor from He-Man. Sorry Brad, you could have done much better than this stick figure
2.Kristen Stewart
Actress, Twilight
Though most famous for her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight saga, Kristen Stewart has been a working actor since her early years in Los Angeles, California. Her parents, John Stewart both work in film and television. Her mother is Australian. The family includes three boys, her older brother Cameron Stewart, and two adopted brothers Dana and Taylor...There's no way I was gonna make this list without adding the lame chick. Hollywood has a sickness when it comes to casting ugly chicks in lead roles and trying desperately to convince us that they're hot. Well they're not and this piece of vampire meat proves it.
3.Maggie Gyllenhaal
Actress, The Dark Knight
Academy Award-nominated actress Maggie Gyllenhaal was born on November 16, 1977, on the Lower East Side of Manhattan in New York City. Her parents, Stephen Gyllenhaal are both filmmakers, and Maggie made her film debut in Stephen's film Waterlan. She had sporadic roles throughout her teenage years...Do I really need to say anything here? Just look at her. She is truly fuggly. In fact I have a theory that they picked her to replace Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes in The Dark Knight because no one would care when they kill her ugly ass.
4.Reese Witherspoon
Actress, Walk the Line
Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon was born on March 22, 1976 at Southern Baptist Hospital (now Memorial Medical Center) in New Orleans, Louisiana. She was the second child born to Dr. John Witherspoon and Betty Reese. Her father was a military surgeon specializing in the ear, nose and throat. Her mother was a Registered Nurse who later became a Ph. D in pediatric nursing...What can I say about this genetic mistake that you can't already see? Between that chin and that forehead that she finally realized she needed to cover, I'm still amazed she even has a career much less being voted beautiful by people magazine.
5.Diane Keaton
Actress, The Godfather
Diane Keaton was a California native who studied Drama at Santa Ana College before dropping out to study at the Neighborhood Playhouse in New York. After appearing in summer stock for several months, she got her first major stage role in the Broadway rock musical "Hair". As understudy to the lead, she gained attention by not removing any of her clothing..How this chick got a lead role in anything is beyond me. And I know what you're thinking. It's not because she's old as dirt and they still try to give her sexy roles. She's even ugly in the Godfather when she was young.
6.Julianne Moore
Actress, Magnolia
The daughter of a military judge and a Scottish social worker, Julianne Moore was born in Fayetteville, North Carolina on December 3, 1960. She spent the early years of her life in over two dozen locations around the world with her parents before she finally found her place at Boston University, where...
“ Aside from the red hair she looks like a fake ass Sigourney Weaver. And trust me Sigourney is no prize herself. The only reason she didn't make this list is because she's not relevant now. But back to Julianne Moore. Quite often we get to see her cry in a movie. My dear god what a sight.
7.Mena Suvari
Actress, American Beauty
Mother was a nurse; father was a psychiatrist. Mena was raised in a Rhode Island home that was built in 1870. People Weekly magazine titled an article about her "All-American Girl" (1999). Declared as the most "patriotic" artist of 2000 by Entertainment Weekly magazine, making allusion to her 3 consecutive movies with the word "American" on their titles: American Pie (1999)...
“ Regardless of what she plays in, I always recognize her even though she's a D actor at best. The reason why is because she's so funny looking. Somebody obviously thinks she's cute because she keeps getting work. Thus I had to put her on this list. ”
8.Penélope Cruz
Actress, Pirates of the Caribbean:
Known outside her native country as the "Spanish enchantress", Penélope Cruz Sánchez was born in Madrid to Eduardo (a retailer) and Encarna (a hairdresser). As a toddler, she was already a compulsive performer, re-enacting TV commercials for her family's amusement, but she decided to focus her energies on dance...
“ I don't know how many times I've seen this chick in a movie and wondered why she's so funny looking. Don't act like you haven't noticed it. She's the type of chick that only looks good some of the time. Like that Seinfeld episode. "She's a two-face. "
9.Kate Hudson
Actress, Almost Famous
Almost everyone who has spent time with Kate Hudson -including directors, family members, co-stars and interviewers - is quick to comment on her ability to light up a room. Through some combination of a winning smile, solid work ethic, and good old-fashioned talent, the young actress has gone from indie beginner to Vanity Fair cover girl in just three years...
“ Ok, I don't think Kate is ugly. She has her moments but I had to add her to this list because I feel that before she can be considered a pretty woman she needs to actually have a woman's features. I mean, she wears the same bra size as me and I'm a guy. In fact I'm willing to be my chest is bigger than hers. That's sad.
10.Anne Hathaway
Actress, Les Misérables
Anne Hathaway's first major role came in the short-lived television series Get Real . She gained widespread recognition for her roles in The Princess Diaries and its 2004 sequel as a young girl who discovers she's a member of royalty, opposite Julie Andrews and Heather Matarazzo . She also had a notable role inNicholas Nickleby opposite Charlie Hunnam and Jamie Bell....
“ Ok. Anne has a pretty face. I'll give her that, but every time she walks out in her pretty pink dress on those t mobile commercials I can't help but think, "where the hell is her body? " What's hollywood's obsession with these stick figure women. And in case you don't know the type of women that I consider having a real body, check out that chick in French Montana's video Shot Caller. That's a woman. ” -
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